6/30/2012 - PB&Js

Beans make you fart. Asparagus makes your pee stink.  Stick to PB&Js.

6/29/2012 - Thyme

Thyme waits for no man.  Cook it now!

6/24/2012 - Valentine's Day Candies

Snorting crushed up Valentine's Day hearts is a bad idea.  Smarties are bad, too.

6-23-2012 - Corn Dogs

To add variety make corn dogs in lieu of hot dogs from time to time.

6/22/2012 - Dogs

Having a dog is a great way to clean up spills.  If your dog will not eat particular items that you drop, such as ice cube, get a second dog.   Dogs can be finicky about what garbage they will and will not eat off the floor.

6/21/2012 - Ramen Noodles

If you eat Ramen noodles uncooked, you don't have to cook them.

6/20/2012 - Pop Tart

When toasting a Pop Tart, if it is too hot following the toasting, allow it to cool before eating.

6/19/2012 - Onion Stink

If your hands become infected with the stink of onions, cut them off before it spreads.  There is no cure.

6/18/2012 - Cereal

When making cereal, adding cut-up fruit, though a time consuming and arduous task, is often worth it.

6/17/2012 Boiling Water

Despite what you might have heard, keeping a wooden spoon in boiling water does not keep it from boiling over.  My advice is not to do anything that requires that much work.

6/16/2012 - Hosting

When hosting, ask your guests to eat before arriving.  Picking something up on the way is also acceptable.

6/15/2012

Already-thawed hot dogs do not take long to cook in the microwave.