Horse - 9/29/13

There are a lot of statues of horses. I think that's why we don't eat horse meat.

Pee Stink - 9/28/13

Dammit!!!

Top Shelf - 9/24/13

If you want to lift your spirits, be sure the lid is on tight first so you don't spill any. 

Bertie Bott - 9/23/2013

I wonder if people named their daughters Hermione after all the Harry Potter movies and books came out. That really doesn't belong in a cooking blog… Wait… Jelly beans!

Mutually Exclusive - 9/21/2013

I don't understand the expression "shits and giggles."  I find it to to be mutually exclusive, not a quaint duo....especially on Sunday mornings after tailgating.

Horoscopes - 9/19/13

Horoscopes are like bowling. They aren't real sports. Anything that you do better while  drinking beer and eating nachos is not a real sport. Wait, I think I meant Horseshoes. My bad I just got back from bowling.

Date Night - 9/18/13

Choosing the appropriate menu when cooking for a lady friend can be a daunting task. For instance, deciding between white and red wine. Consulting online resources and various books can provide valuable information when making such a decision. My fall back is a nice Peeno Newar. Many ladies prefer a red wine such as Franzia. I suggest sampling several before your big night. At that point the food won't really matter. 

9/15/2013 - Suess-a-phone

Meat is better with bread.

Bread is better with meat.

Sometimes in bed I eat bread.

Sometimes in a seat I eat meat.

Sometimes I seat in bed with bread and meat and eat and eat and eat.

Go to bread I said!

Dr. Seuss ain't got nothing on me.

9/13/2013 - I'm Starving

One time I was so hungry I could've eaten a horse. I did. It was too much food.