12-18-2014 - What Dreams May Come

12/2/2014 - Cloudy

If it ever rains meatballs, I am going to shout Freddy Spaghetti. Then I'll see if anyone responds. Then, I'll prolly eat some meatballs. But not all of them. That's too much.

11/16/2014 - Homophones

Pizzeria - place where pizza is made

Pizzarrhea - what happens after you eat a lot of pizza

11/10/14 - Loser

Sometimes when I get down on myself, I like to watch an entire season of The Biggest Loser backwards because then it's a show about attractive people who gain a lot of weight very quickly and lose all self-esteem. 

It makes me happy. 

11-8-14 - fact!

Just ice - 10/18/14

What do Batman and Superman order at McDonald's?

9-20-2014

Rubber gloves are to condoms, as cutting onions is to sex!

9/6/14 - Cooks most Days

My friend said that she cooks most days. I told her that she should try food instead; it tastes better.

Melons and Marriage - 7/9/2014

Honeydews are the worst. 

Boobs are the best. 

Sip - 7/8/2014

The last sip of coffee is always the best.

The last sip of beer is always the worst.

Also, since I missed several posts, fresh fruit is delicious!

6/3/2014 - Angel Soft

I hate buying toilet paper at the grocery store. It's like walking around a sign that says, "I poop."

3/30/2014 - BR in BR

Remembering that you have Baskin-Robbins in your freezer is like discovering the hundred dollar bill in your coat at the beginning of fall.

Taco Bell - 3/31/14

I inadvertently bought bought very big Taco Bell gift card. I do not like Taco Bell.