Horoscopes - 9/19/13

Horoscopes are like bowling. They aren't real sports. Anything that you do better while  drinking beer and eating nachos is not a real sport. Wait, I think I meant Horseshoes. My bad I just got back from bowling.

Date Night - 9/18/13

Choosing the appropriate menu when cooking for a lady friend can be a daunting task. For instance, deciding between white and red wine. Consulting online resources and various books can provide valuable information when making such a decision. My fall back is a nice Peeno Newar. Many ladies prefer a red wine such as Franzia. I suggest sampling several before your big night. At that point the food won't really matter. 

9/15/2013 - Suess-a-phone

Meat is better with bread.

Bread is better with meat.

Sometimes in bed I eat bread.

Sometimes in a seat I eat meat.

Sometimes I seat in bed with bread and meat and eat and eat and eat.

Go to bread I said!

Dr. Seuss ain't got nothing on me.

9/13/2013 - I'm Starving

One time I was so hungry I could've eaten a horse. I did. It was too much food. 

Stop Eating Fast Food - 4/8/13

Yeah, I'll do that right after I go for a jog.

Egg Rolls - 2/19/2013

It is of some concern to me that egg rolls at my favorite Chinese place are cheaper than the ones at Jack in the Box. Arf. What?

1/25/2013 - New Years Pasta

Black eyed peas are gross. Cabbage sounds like a lot of work. New years pasta - Boil water. Add pasta. Happy New Years.

I am delayed in posting this because even that recipe left me with too little time to post until now.