If it ever rains meatballs, I am going to shout Freddy Spaghetti. Then I'll see if anyone responds. Then, I'll prolly eat some meatballs. But not all of them. That's too much.
Sometimes when I get down on myself, I like to watch an entire season of The Biggest Loser backwards because then it's a show about attractive people who gain a lot of weight very quickly and lose all self-esteem.