4/10/2015 - I'll be watching you

Whenever you watch Giada at Home, just remember...God is watching you. 

4/9/2015 - Gas Station

Gas stations are like genies...

Your first wish is nachos. 

Your second wish is a Slushy. 

Your third wish is a scratch-off so you can make more wishes. 

12-18-2014 - What Dreams May Come

12/2/2014 - Cloudy

If it ever rains meatballs, I am going to shout Freddy Spaghetti. Then I'll see if anyone responds. Then, I'll prolly eat some meatballs. But not all of them. That's too much.

11/16/2014 - Homophones

Pizzeria - place where pizza is made

Pizzarrhea - what happens after you eat a lot of pizza

11/10/14 - Loser

Sometimes when I get down on myself, I like to watch an entire season of The Biggest Loser backwards because then it's a show about attractive people who gain a lot of weight very quickly and lose all self-esteem. 

It makes me happy. 

11-8-14 - fact!