12/12/2012 - Artichoke.

Artichoke...what sort of violent, right-brained thinker came up with that name.

11/17/2012 - Boots Win

Green beans and boots can be very long. Boots can prolly be longer.

11/5/2012 - Frost bite

If your corn dogs have been bitten by frost, dip it in even more mustard than you usually do.

10/31/2012-Halloween Candy

Double meaning.
To fly in zero visibility
Something that ruins something else

Mmmm. Candy corn

10/28/2012 - Juicing

When juicing, do not add onions...do not add lemons!  And no!  They do not cancel each other out to make a delicious cocktail!  If you do produce such a batch I suggest using a funnel and straw as a feeding tube.

10/25/2012 - Orange Kool-Aid

When making orange Kool-Aid, it is VITALLY important to READ the directions!

10/7/2012 - End of Summer

With the end of summer drawing near, many are storing their grills for the winter. Cleaning and storing the grill properly are vital. If you're like me, this will be simple because you haven't used your grill at all this summer. Done.