Egg Rolls - 2/19/2013

It is of some concern to me that egg rolls at my favorite Chinese place are cheaper than the ones at Jack in the Box. Arf. What?

1/25/2013 - New Years Pasta

Black eyed peas are gross. Cabbage sounds like a lot of work. New years pasta - Boil water. Add pasta. Happy New Years.

I am delayed in posting this because even that recipe left me with too little time to post until now.

12/12/2012 - Artichoke.

Artichoke...what sort of violent, right-brained thinker came up with that name.

11/17/2012 - Boots Win

Green beans and boots can be very long. Boots can prolly be longer.

11/5/2012 - Frost bite

If your corn dogs have been bitten by frost, dip it in even more mustard than you usually do.

10/31/2012-Halloween Candy

Double meaning.
To fly in zero visibility
Something that ruins something else

Mmmm. Candy corn

10/28/2012 - Juicing

When juicing, do not add onions...do not add lemons!  And no!  They do not cancel each other out to make a delicious cocktail!  If you do produce such a batch I suggest using a funnel and straw as a feeding tube.