Melons and Marriage - 7/9/2014

Honeydews are the worst. 

Boobs are the best. 

Sip - 7/8/2014

The last sip of coffee is always the best.

The last sip of beer is always the worst.

Also, since I missed several posts, fresh fruit is delicious!

6/3/2014 - Angel Soft

I hate buying toilet paper at the grocery store. It's like walking around a sign that says, "I poop."

3/30/2014 - BR in BR

Remembering that you have Baskin-Robbins in your freezer is like discovering the hundred dollar bill in your coat at the beginning of fall.

Taco Bell - 3/31/14

I inadvertently bought bought very big Taco Bell gift card. I do not like Taco Bell. 

11/5/2013 - fish hands

My hands smell like fish. Wanna smell 'em?

10/25/2013 - 20 oz

I love how insulted Starbucks employees get when you say super grande instead of venti. #whitepeopleproblems