Just ice - 10/18/14

What do Batman and Superman order at McDonald's?

9-20-2014

Rubber gloves are to condoms, as cutting onions is to sex!

9/6/14 - Cooks most Days

My friend said that she cooks most days. I told her that she should try food instead; it tastes better.

Melons and Marriage - 7/9/2014

Honeydews are the worst. 

Boobs are the best. 

Sip - 7/8/2014

The last sip of coffee is always the best.

The last sip of beer is always the worst.

Also, since I missed several posts, fresh fruit is delicious!

6/3/2014 - Angel Soft

I hate buying toilet paper at the grocery store. It's like walking around a sign that says, "I poop."

3/30/2014 - BR in BR

Remembering that you have Baskin-Robbins in your freezer is like discovering the hundred dollar bill in your coat at the beginning of fall.