9/29/2012 - Owes me a Shirt

On time I saw Shaq at a basketball game. He tossed me his jersey. The problem is I was eating nachos. The jersey knocked the nachos into my shirt ruining it. I jokingly wrote him a letter explaining to him that he ruined my shirt, and he owes me a new one. Within a week, I received a new Polo. In hindsight, I shoulda had him replace the nachos.