Double meaning.
To fly in zero visibility
Something that ruins something else
Mmmm. Candy corn
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Sunday, October 28, 2012
10/28/2012 - Juicing
When juicing, do not add onions...do not add lemons! And no! They do not cancel each other out to make a delicious cocktail! If you do produce such a batch I suggest using a funnel and straw as a feeding tube.
Thursday, October 25, 2012
10/25/2012 - Orange Kool-Aid
When making orange Kool-Aid, it is VITALLY important to READ the directions!
Sunday, October 7, 2012
10/7/2012 - End of Summer
With the end of summer drawing near, many are storing their grills for the winter. Cleaning and storing the grill properly are vital. If you're like me, this will be simple because you haven't used your grill at all this summer. Done.
Saturday, October 6, 2012
10/6/2012 - Orange Kool-Aid
Sometimes I wonder why I've never had orange kool-aid. Does it exist? Maybe they made it, but that giant pitcher brought it with him when he went fishing fishing for king crab like on Deadliest Catch. Maybe he kept crashing through walls on the boat. Maybe the boat sank because he was so destructive. Maybe orange Kool-Aid is lost forever beneath the Bering Sea. Or is it? Maybe time traveling pre-native Americans will discover it as they cross the Bering Strait? Maybe. Good luck early Eskimos!
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
10/1/2012 - Chimes
Sometimes when I'm at the Chimes, I think about the time Rebecca broke up with me. Those were some damn good cheese fries.
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