10/6/2012 - Orange Kool-Aid

Sometimes I wonder why I've never had orange kool-aid. Does it exist? Maybe they made it, but that giant pitcher brought it with him when he went fishing fishing for king crab like on Deadliest Catch. Maybe he kept crashing through walls on the boat. Maybe the boat sank because he was so destructive. Maybe orange Kool-Aid is lost forever beneath the Bering Sea. Or is it? Maybe time traveling pre-native Americans will discover it as they cross the Bering Strait? Maybe. Good luck early Eskimos!