Texas is 5 times the size of Louisiana (probably, I'm not very good at math). Texas does not have any cookies though...not one. Cookie Monster ate them all. When asked why, Cookie Monster responded:
The texture and flavor cornucopic Mecca that is the Cookie must be consumed with all the vigor and lust of life itself. Leaving just morsel a drift and alone can only be rationalized a fever-mad mind of a lunatic. They must all be devoured in order to show God the respect he demands for creating such a gift to mankind.
Jk. He said, "ME LOVE COOKIES!"
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